The Blog-a-thon is back on, bitchez!
Due to the generous underwriting of Anonymous—who pledged
$100 in support of an organization that promotes the welfare of physically and mentally
handi-capable Chihuahuas—I am officially re-launching the 30 Days of Blogging.
Whether you like it or not.
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This little guy is depending on me. Otherwise, he may never learn to spell. |
Now, don’t be jealous of all the attention Anon is getting.
Or of all the endorphins that are undoubtedly running through his/her brain as
a result of this rock-star pledge. You, too, can have a feel-good chemicals
pumping through your veins by stepping up TODAY and making your pledge in any amount!
Come on. You know you want to.
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This manatee knows you will make a pledge today (via: www.calmingmanatee.com) |
Why the Blog-a-thon? By knowing some manatee/chihuahua/polar bear, etc. is
depending on my blogging to get the money, I’ll be sure to write some stupid
post each and every day.
Who gets the Blog-a-thon money? You choose. It can go to
orphans, dolphins, canine literacy, whatevs. Just not any group that's actively trying to
prevent two same-sex manatees (or any other same-sex mammals) from getting
married, plzkthx.
What do you get for your pledge? Every day, you’ll have a
few minutes of salient commentary on the issues that matter to us all, such as the
refinancing of the Euro and/or rising tensions in Yemen and/or videos of Adorible
Kittehs With Heads Stuk in a Box!1!!
I’m here to help YOU meet your needs as a procrastinator. Won’t
you be here for [insert charity]? Say, the Association to Prevent
Procrastination? (Does that exist?? I was going to Google it, but I haven’t
gotten around to it…)
Like the manatee above, I believe in you. And I thank you for your generosity.
And did I mention that your hair looks great today?
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