The Blog-a-thon is back on, bitchez!
Due to the generous underwriting of Anonymous—who pledged $100 in support of an organization that promotes the welfare of physically and mentally handi-capable Chihuahuas—I am officially re-launching the 30 Days of Blogging. Whether you like it or not.
|This little guy is depending on me. Otherwise, he may never learn to spell.|
Now, don’t be jealous of all the attention Anon is getting. Or of all the endorphins that are undoubtedly running through his/her brain as a result of this rock-star pledge. You, too, can have a feel-good chemicals pumping through your veins by stepping up TODAY and making your pledge in any amount!
Come on. You know you want to.
|This manatee knows you will make a pledge today (via: www.calmingmanatee.com)|
Why the Blog-a-thon? By knowing some manatee/chihuahua/polar bear, etc. is depending on my blogging to get the money, I’ll be sure to write some stupid post each and every day.
Who gets the Blog-a-thon money? You choose. It can go to orphans, dolphins, canine literacy, whatevs. Just not any group that's actively trying to prevent two same-sex manatees (or any other same-sex mammals) from getting married, plzkthx.
What do you get for your pledge? Every day, you’ll have a few minutes of salient commentary on the issues that matter to us all, such as the refinancing of the Euro and/or rising tensions in Yemen and/or videos of Adorible Kittehs With Heads Stuk in a Box!1!!
I’m here to help YOU meet your needs as a procrastinator. Won’t you be here for [insert charity]? Say, the Association to Prevent Procrastination? (Does that exist?? I was going to Google it, but I haven’t gotten around to it…)
Like the manatee above, I believe in you. And I thank you for your generosity.
And did I mention that your hair looks great today?