Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I Can Has Cheese? Hold the burger...

Someone decided to insert catnip into two pieces of felt that look like cheese, for some reason. 
"It's a good thing," says Seymour.



Okay, so it's a picture of my cat, and not technically a blog post. If you feel like you didn't get your money's worth, feel free to send a sternly worded letter to the editor of Cat Fancy magazine.*

If there's one thing I've learned from writing for the Internets, there's nothing that I or anyone else can write that will be even 1/1,000,000th as interesting to the masses as a picture of OMG Cute Kittehz!!1!  (Cats, and, of course, parts of the female anatomy that are sometimes synonymous with a slightly archaic vernacular for Felines...)

I used to have the modest hope that I could occasionally write something that might at least mildly amuse someone, somewhere (if only a toilet-paper-whimsy seeker from New Castle upon Tyne), and make them feel less miserable about the state of the universe or what-not. But there is absolutely nothing that I could ever say or do or write that would warm human heart-cockles even one one millionth as much as the above video has done for folks all around the world. Even those rare folks who hate both cats dressed like Tubbs from Miami Vice AND synthesizers MAGICALLY change their minds when the two circles overlap on a Venn Diagram.

It's a strangely liberating feeling when you realize that you don't even hope to achieve anything in your current incarnation that couldn't be done--and done better--by a cat and synthesizer...

*Not affiliated with Cat Fancy magazine.

2 comments:

  1. The Chihuahua BenefactorJune 6, 2012 at 12:45 AM

    Alas, there is no picture. I feel robbed of my money's worth.

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    1. Fixed it! Thank you for your patronage, kind sir!

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